How retarded am I?

[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.

[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[x] I have choked on my own spit.

[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

[ ] I have accidentally caught something on fire.

[ ] I've eaten something that crawls.

[ ] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[x] I've caught myself drooling.

[ ] I've accidentally caused an explosion.

[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I cant help but laugh.

[ ] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out...

[x] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.

[x] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[x] I've used my fingers to do simple math. (Nine times tables...)

[ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.

[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.

[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I dont.

[ ] I've done something really stupid while I was drunk.

[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.

[ ] I've ran into a golf cart tire when I was drunk

[x] Ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[x] I accidentally break a lot of things...

[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.

[x] My friends like me because I’m fun to laugh at.

[ ] I move my head to the side when I’m confused.

[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.

[x] I've fallen out of my chair before. XDXD

[ ] When im laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

Total score [17]

Once you get your answer multiply by three and repost as "I'm __% retarded"

This doesn't make sense... why isn't this higher? XD